New Blog

It's not easy for me to say this, my dear followers, but I will try to break it to you softly.

I somewhat remember ninth grade, the year during which I started this blog, roughly five years ago. Times were different then. I thought that fedoras were socially acceptable in youth culture, and I had braces and a bowl cut.

I thought long and hard about how to handle this. For at least ten minutes, I searched for the right words. I considered using an extended metaphor about euthanasia, writing a farewell letter cleverly guised as an article about widow's caps... But I'm not trying to pull the wool over your eyes. I will come direct this time.

It's safe to say that my days of writing satire pieces about hats have reached an end.

This is an emotional time for us all, except perhaps me, but it's not all gloom and doom.

A new blog is coming.

I will be writing reviews of Skylanders action figures. I hope that you can accept this for what it is and that you will not dismiss my new blog merely for the fact that it has nothing to do with this one.