Fedoras

I believe that the top hat is a hard act to follow, but fedoras are seriously incredible too. I believe that they deserve as much credit as I can give them. Why are fedoras so great? Well, first of all, because their stylish nature defies gender. The word “fedora” comes from the name of an 1882 play starring Sarah Bernhardt. In the play, Sarah wore a hat that resembles the modern fedora. The hats became a sensation among women. Every woman needed to wear a fedora if she were to go to a nice place. They work with anything too. Anything. In the early twentieth century, men began wearing fedoras. Fedoras deserve credit simply because there must have been a moment in time where an average man said to himself, “I know they are for women but….they’re just so stylish…forget it! I’m just going to wear it.” This man’s bravery must have inspired many other men to wear these fashionable hats. Kudos to you sir, kudos. You may think that fedoras died out long ago but if that is what you are thinking then you are clearly dead wrong. Fedoras will always be around. Michael Jackson, the king of pop among other things, wore a fedora. When has Michael Jackson ever been wrong about fashion? Never. I still wear my creepy sequin glove to this day. We all know that fedoras are stylish, but are they efficient? Yes, they are efficient because they are stylish. If you wear a fedora to a job interview, they will completely overlook any lack of credentials that you have and just bump you up to an executive position. It is because you look that good. You make money quickly and with ease. That is efficiency, my friend. Your charisma increases by at least 20 percent when you are wearing a fedora. 10 percent if someone sees a fedora in your closet.